Happy diwali 2014 funny jokes

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Happy Diwali 2014 Funny Jokes 

1) Funny Diwali Sms in Hindi

Stylish Breakup –
Boy bought a gift for his
girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket ??
Boy : you wanted stars naa ?
Now sit on it and Get lost


2) Funny Diwali Sms in English Messages

Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag me kuch ujala ho.
Aur tum insaano jaisa
Vyavhaar karna shuru kardo……!!!!
Happy Deepavali Friends


3) Happy Diwali Jokes in Hindi for Friends


Internet chat and browser history deleted;
And also whatsapp gallery and videos.
Bass ho gayi hamaari diwali ki saaf-safaai.!
Wishing You a Very Happy Diwali


4) Funny Diwali Quotes in English Msg

Amitabh bachchan –
Mere paas rocket hai,
Shurli hai, chakri hai,
Murga bumb hai, Anaar hai,
Tumhare paas kya hain….?

Shashi kapoor –
Mere paas Maaaa
Maa…chis hai   :P

Wish You a Very Happy Diwali



5) Funny Diwali Status for Whatsapp & Facebook

Santa: How does a married man
celebrates a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad….?
Santa: No. By sending his wife
to her parents’ place :P

Happy Deepavali

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